Top Hat and Tails: Mom Says it is Spam

Monday, January 29, 2007

Mom Says it is Spam

I got this loverly note today on the e-mail thingy

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I am Fluffy ... A Kitten's Guide to Nigerian Tuna Spam
Fluffy
Lagos Cat Pound,
Nigeria

Dear Friend,

I am Fluffy, the favourite kitten of the late president of Nigeria. As you know my late master was very very rich man and he left me all his tuna. But, as kitten, I not allowed to have fridge of my own.

My good friend, there are many many fishes and without more fridges tuna go bad. I eat as many as I can but I small kitten and much sick. So I write you, my very good friend, as your name well known in Nigeria as godly person with many fridges.

If you help store my tuna I give you 20% (TWENTY AMERICAN PER CENTS) of each fish - including heads.

Please be writing back soon. Weather hot and there are many bad cats looking with the eyes at my fishes.

Your good friend,

Fluffy

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Mom says that I cant send this kitten money, she said that she gets these all the time and that they are SPAM...I dont know what that is, but I dont think I would like it.

~Socks

4 comments:

Just Ducky said...: Mum and I gets funny e-mails like that too. Some that I have won a lottery, but I don't even know what a lottery is.; 8:50 PM
Anonymous said...: I'd think of it as parody more than anything....; 2:57 PM
Anonymous said...: You get more enjoyable spam than we do! We just get boring stuff.; 9:36 PM
The Fluffy Tribe said...: spam is way saltly, you wouldn't like it ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko KO; 3:41 AM

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