Monday, January 29, 2007

Mom Says it is Spam

I got this loverly note today on the e-mail thingy


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I am Fluffy ... A Kitten's Guide to Nigerian Tuna Spam
Fluffy
Lagos Cat Pound,
Nigeria

Dear Friend,

I am Fluffy, the favourite kitten of the late president of Nigeria. As you know my late master was very very rich man and he left me all his tuna. But, as kitten, I not allowed to have fridge of my own.

My good friend, there are many many fishes and without more fridges tuna go bad. I eat as many as I can but I small kitten and much sick. So I write you, my very good friend, as your name well known in Nigeria as godly person with many fridges.

If you help store my tuna I give you 20% (TWENTY AMERICAN PER CENTS) of each fish - including heads.

Please be writing back soon. Weather hot and there are many bad cats looking with the eyes at my fishes.

Your good friend,

Fluffy



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Mom says that I cant send this kitten money, she said that she gets these all the time and that they are SPAM...I dont know what that is, but I dont think I would like it.

~Socks

4 comments:

Derby said...

Mum and I gets funny e-mails like that too. Some that I have won a lottery, but I don't even know what a lottery is.

the daily phosdex said...

I'd think of it as parody more than anything....

Cheysuli said...

You get more enjoyable spam than we do! We just get boring stuff.

One of us said...

spam is way saltly, you wouldn't like it ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko KO